Se trata de una comedia que explica la conexión entre Hamlet, el Santo Cáliz y bastantes vampiros sexys.
 | Jake Hoffman | Julian |
 | Devon Aoki | Anna |
| John Ventimiglia | Theo Horace |
| Kris Lemche | Vince |
| Waris Ahluwalia | Hugo |
| Joey Kern | Hamlet |
| Geneva Carr | Charlotte |
| Azie Tesfai | Zadeska |
| Chip Zien | Dr. Marsh |
| Jeremy Sisto | Detective Wimbly |
| Mike Landry | Michey / Guildenstern |
| Carlos Velazquez | Carlo / Rosencrantz |
| Ralph Macchio |
