Dos adolescentes deberán apartar la vista de su móvil por un instante para salvar a su país de un ataque de salchichas nazis.
 | Lily-Rose Melody Depp | Colleen Collette |
| Harley Quinn Smith | Colleen McKenzie |
 | Adam Brody | Ichabod |
| Harley Morenstein | Toilet Paper Man |
| Ashley Greene | 'Peg Mom |
| Jack Depp | 'Peg Son |
| Austin Butler | Hunter Calloway |
| Tyler Posey | Gordon Greenleaf |
| Jennifer Schwalbach Smith | Ms. McKenzie |
 | Justin Long | Yogi Bayer |
| Tony Hale | Bob Collette |
| Natasha Lyonne | Tabitha |
| Genesis Rodriguez | Ms. Wicklund |
| Vanessa Paradis | Ms. Maurice |
| Haley Joel Osment | Adrien Arcand |
 | Johnny Depp | Guy Lapointe |
